Some things you should not ask –

I was in the pet store today (my new hang out), buying Buddy some healthy treats. I don’t want him chewing on rawhide because it's not digestible and dogs can choke on it. So the pet store recommended something. I had tried one of these a few days before and he loved it so I grabbed a few. It is a long stick of what looks like beef jerky. Is 100% natural, and digestible says the display box. I asked the store owner what it was made of and she made a face like she did not want to tell me. Slowly she said “Bull Penis, it is 100% Bull Penis”. I looked down at my hand and came to the realization that I was holding a penis with a price tag. I put is down and walked around the store while I wrestled with the idea of feeding my dog Bull dick. That is a tough one for me.

I wish I did not ask. I was happier not knowing.